23 April 2010

Jejemon

R.P.G. Real PiNoy GangStER


WORD OF THE DAY:

jejemon


1) Usually seen around social networking sites such as Friendster and Multiply, jejemons are individuals with low IQs who spread around their idiocy on the web by tYpFing LyK diZS jejejeje, making all people viewing their profile raise their eyebrows out of annoyance. Normal people like you and me must take a Bachelor of Arts in Jejetyping in order to understand said individuals, as deciphering their text would cause a lot of frustration and hair pulling.

CAUTION: THESE INDIVIDUALS ARE BREEDING! THEY CAN BE SEEN WRECKING GRAMMATICAL HAVOC ON FACEBOOK TOO!

2) Jejemons are not just confined to trying-hard Filipino gangsters and emos. A Jejemon can also include a variety of Latino-Hispanic fags who enjoy typing "jejejejeje" in a wider context, much to the disdain of their opponents in an internet MMORPG game such as Ragnarok and DOTA.

3) Basically anyone with a low tolerance in correct punctuation, syntax and grammar. Jejemons are usually hated or hunted down by Jejebusters or the grammar nazi to eradicate their grammatical ways.
On AIM or YM:

miSzMaldiTahh111: EoW pFuOh!

You: Huh?

miszMaldiTahh111: i LLyK tO knOw moR3 bOut u, PwfoH. crE 2 t3ll mE yur N@me? jejejejeje!

You: You are a jejemon! Don't talk to me, you uneducated retard!

miszMaldiTahh111: T_T

credits:

karlenohwhirl  at Urban Dictionary http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jejemon

 http://img508.imageshack.us/i/qjmbn6nmreconnb6.jpg/

rap3r69 at http://www.tubeoli.com/video/Mdzs-tH0q4c/RPG-Real-PiNoy-GangStER.html

4 comments:

mjomesa said...

jejemons?

grabe talaga etong mga tao ngayon noh? may coined word agad. wahaha..

kakapagod naman mag-shift + letter nyan. Wahahaaha...

suckers for carpal tunnels!!!

choknat said...

ay sikat "jejemons" ngayon ah, pero ngayon ko lang nalaman yung meaning. haha. yun pala yun.

pmm012 said...

never heard of it either, but i also see their "kind" in the web.. i dont even bother reading.. its like a weird, manic offshoot of SMS texting gone haywire.. i cant even imagine them understanding each other..

Yen said...

Hahaha, I heard this word yesterday from vice ganda. I don't know why some people make life complicated, when they can send their message clearly without compromising words with their cutesy style
Sino kaya nagpauso nun,. Capital letters in the middle and putting some commas and long periods in some words.Nakaka stress pramis.