01 May 2010

The Panda Reviews The Movie Iron Man 2

Iron Man is a movie about a rich cool party dude refusing to surrender his Iron Man suit invention to the State. He reasons out that it was enough that he was protecting the world. He discovers a glitch in his invention and begins to suck at everything. Until one day, while eating a strawberry, he comes out with an idea to solve the Iron Man suit glitch.

The moral of the story: be cool, try to use your brain, treat each day as if it was your last. This iron robot clad sequel is good enough to rust in the junk. The old movie Robocop is even better.

The movie does not have a real conflict that can keep the story together. There was no build up on the romantic aspect of the story. The special effects were not that special. There was no appeal to the emotions; the audience will not even feel a sense of danger. So, does the panda like it? No. Worth watching anyway? No.


The panda watched the movie in Gateway. The panda hates the Gateway. It is a jologs mall trying hard to be classy. There's even an evidence that its owners are jejemons.

The panda missed Shaider, Ultraman, Mask Rider Black, and Machine Man after watching Iron Man 2.

11 comments:

darklady said...

naalala ko pa noon sikat na sikat yung mask rider na yan etc. pero mas palagi ko pinapanood ang power ranger. ako si Pink 5.yung mga kapatid ko ayaw ako isali sa kulay kulay na yun ng power ranger sila na daw yun. ako na lang daw si Pebo.tanda mo pa sya? ayoko nga nun.hehehe.sabi ko ako na lang si White lady. Kulay pa naman ang white diba? new member ng power ranger.hehehe

Rah said...

Mas more on Bioman ako eh :) heheh yon na siguro kasi yung naabutan ko nung kabataan ko. Nung lumbas ang power ranger nasa teens na ata ako non, ang gusto ko nung mga panahon na yon, totoong suntukan na sa mga rambol at frat wars. hehehe. Ako si Green2 non. Sa power rangers, basta naiinis lang ako kay rita repulsa, at lagi kong iniisip kung paano ko gagayahin yung sobrang bilis na guitar solo sa opening theme :D

Bobodawiseman said...

@darklady, si pink five ay taga bioman.

@ra, bioman at shaider nga ang generation natin tol. pati ang makamundong legendary scenes ng sidekick ni shaider na si annie.

nung power rangers era, tama ka, frat wars na ang ina-atupag natin. di ko malilimutan nung pinuntahan mo ko sa classroom ko at may mga kasama ka pa, para lang "sindakin" ako na ibalik na yung D.O.D. deathmetal fx ng gitara. buti andun din mga bantay ko nun. hahahaha!

Rah said...

sensya na tol isip bata pa ako non eh. hehehe hayaan mo, babawi ako sayo big time :D

darklady said...

@ bobodawiseman

hahahahaha.oo nga pala. thanks sa pag korek! ano ba yan napaghalo halo na! hehehehe..

Bobodawiseman said...

no prob darklady. maski ako man, nung time na yun, may mga jetman, fiveman, at kung sino sino pang naka tight fitting "boy bakat" colorful spandex costumes, malilito ka talaga.

@rah, wala na yun bro, sa iba ka nalang bumawi (wink! wink!)

mjomesa said...

wow..shaider..wehehehe..

si annie agad naisip ko at ang kanyang maalamat na skirt. hahaiz.

fiel-kun said...

Hey there! my first time here.

Talaga bang ganun ka-"crappy" yung Iron Man II? Hindi ko pa kasi sya napapanood XD

Haha, natatawa ako tuwing naririnig at nakikita ko ang salitang "Jejemon" lolz.

Waah, How I missed Shaider, Masked Rider Black, Mask Man, Bioman, etc.. too.

Yen said...

Shaider at Masked Rider Black ang naaalala kung kinahumalingan ko nun. Agree ako sa sinabe mong trying hard ang cinema ng gateway, I voice out my observation with some of my friends who liked to hang out there, pero mas jologs daw ako. hahahaha (tablado ang beauty ko) Nakahanap na ko ng kakampi sa katauhan ni Panda.

Nawala tuloy excitement ko na panuorin yung Ironman2. Waah!!!

Random Student said...

hahaha! wala akong masabi sa conviction mo in stating na jejemons ang owners. 'di naman siguro. pero sure ako na they know na dumarami na ang jejemons sa market nila. kasi naman anlapit lang ng Alimall. Migration has never been so easy. A year ago eh 'di pa ganyan ang Gateway.

buhayprinsesa said...

hindi mo nagustuhan si Iron Man? huhuhu =(