Para sa mga nagtatrabaho at nagtrabahong tulad ko..at sa mga atat matawag na YUPPIE.. aminin man o hindi..LAHAT NG NAKASULAT DITO, TOTOO!! ________________________________________________
Gising, Tol. Tumatanda ka na, tol. Nasa Magic Sing na yung mga paborito mong kanta. Napapanood mo na ang sarili mo sa YouTube. Lesbiana na yung kinaaaliwan mong child star dati. Mnikurista na lagi ang role ng kapatid ni badboy. Maitim na ang nasa White House ngayon. Dati, pag may panot, sisigaw ka agad ng "PENDONG!". Ngayon, pag may sumisigaw nun, ikaw na yung napapraning. Parang botika na ang cabinet mo. May multivitamins, vitamin E, vitamin C, royal jelly, (haha not applicable to me...yet!!) tsaka ginko biloba.
Dati, laging may inuman. Sa inuman, may lechon, sisig, kaldereta, inihaw na liempo, pusit, at kung anu-ano pa. Ngayon, nagkukumpulan na lang kayo ng mga kasama mo sa Starbucks at oorder ng latte. Wala na ang mga kaibigan mo noon.Ang dating masasayang tawanan ng barkada sa canteen, napalitan na ng walang katapusang pagrereklamo tungkol sa kumpanya ninyo. Wala na ang best friend mo na lagi mong pinupuntahan kapag may problema ka. Ang lagi mo na lang kausap ngayon e ang kaopisina mong hindi ka sigurado kung binebenta ka sa iba pag nakatalikod ka. Ang hirap nang magtiwala. Mahirap nang makahanap ng totoong kaibigan. Hindi mo kayang pagkatiwalaan ang kasama mo araw-araw sa opisina. Kung sabagay, nagkakilala lang kayo dahil gusto ninyong kumita ng pera at umakyat sa tinatawag nilang "corporate ladder".
Anumang pagkakaibigang umusbong galing sa pera at ambisyon ay hindi talaga totoong pagkakaibigan. Pera din at ambisyon ang sisira sa inyong dalawa. (this is a scary fact) Pera. Pera na ang nagpapatakbo ng buhay mo. Alipin ka na ng Meralco, PLDT, SkyCable, Globe, Smart, at Sun. Alipin ka ng Midnight Madness. Alipin ka ng tollgate sa expressway. Alipin ka ng credit card mo.(oi hindi maxado..) Alipin ka ng ATM. (syempre nandun ang kakaramput kong "savings" e!) Alipin ka ng BIR. (oh yeah so there's BIR!!ughr!!) Dati-rati masaya ka na sa isang platong instant pancit canton. Ngayon, dapat may kasamang italian chicken ang fettucine alfredo mo.(yum! yum!)
Masaya ka na noon pag nakakapag-ober-da-bakod kayo para makapagswimming. Ngayon, ayaw mong lumangoy kung hindi Boracay o Puerto Galera ang lugar. Dati, sulit na sulit na sa yo ang gin pomelo. Ngayon, pagkatapos ng ilang bote ng Absolute, maghahanap ka ng San Mig Light o Vodka Cruiser. Wala ka nang magawa. Sumasabay ang lifestyle mo sa income mo. Nagtataka ka kung bakit hindi ka pa rin nakakaipon kahit tumataas ang sweldo mo. (guilty of this one ) Yung mga bagay na gusto mong bilhin dati na sinasabi mong hindi mo kailangan, abot-kamay mo na. Pero kahit nasa iyo na ang mga gusto mong bilhin, hindi ka pa rin makuntento.
Saan ka ba papunta? Tol, gumising ka. Hindi ka nabuhay sa mundong ito para maging isa lang sa mga baterya ng mga machines nila Optimus Prime, Bumblebee o Megatron sa Transformers. Hanapin mo ang dahilan kung bakit nilagay ka rito. Kung ang buhay mo ngayon ay uulit-ulit lang hanggang maging singkwenta anyos ka na, magsisisi ka. Lumingon ka kung paano ka nagsimula, isipin ang mga tao at mga bagay na nagpasaya sa yo. Balikan mo sila. Ikaw ang nagbago, hindi ang mundo.
*repost from vanjz.
14 February 2009
12 February 2009
Things To Say To A Hot Guy/Girl With A Really Ugly Girlfriend/Boyfriend -
Things To Say To A Hot Guy/Girl With A Really Ugly Girlfriend/Boyfriend
1. "Pare, mahilig ka pala sa abstract…"
2. "Ay…lugi…"
3. "Tale as old as time…"
4. "Pare, ba't may ka-holding hands ka na lalaki?"
5. "Tamang-tama miss! Kamukha mo si Heidi Klum…at kamukha naman niya si Seal!"
6. "Sabi ko na nga ba eh, mahilig ka sa inner beauty."
7. "Uy, hindi pa pala extinct yung ganyan?"
8. "Idol mo si Andrew E. kaya ka humanap ng pangit?"
9. "Pare ilegal yan, i-surrender mo na yan sa DENR!"
10. "Masarap siya siguro magmahal, no?"
11. "Miss, hindi pa ba nagbabayad ng ransom ang mga relatives m0″
12. "Ikaw naman, nung sinabihan kitang be kind to animals, hindi naman ganyan!"
13. "Magkano inabot?"
14. "Uy, ang cute! Anong breed?"
15. "Aba, aba, aba, tru lab nga!"
16. "Wow, ang sarap i-photoshop!"
17. "Let me guess, mahaba ang dila niya, noh?"
18. "Sabi ko na nga ba, katawan lang ang habol mo eh!"
19. "Wow, ang sarap ng girlfriend mo…ang sarap sampalin!"
20. "Hoy, mag-sorry ka sa mga mata ko!"
21. "You know, it's unethical for a doctor to date his patients, especially if you're a vet."
22. "Pare, ano siya, mabait o mayaman?"
23. "Wow pare, naks, kamukha ni anne curtis ang girlfriend mo ah…sa Kampanerang kuba…"
24. "Wow, mukha palang ulam na! Ulam na panis!"
25. "Hindi ka na ba naawa sa mga magiging anak niyo?"
26. "Pare, Pinoy ka! Pinoy ka! Anong akala mo sa sarili mo, foreigner?"
27. "Nangangagat? Pwedeng hawakan?"
28. "Pare, minsan try mo din yung tao…"
29. "Pare, magiging swan ba yan sa ending?"
30. "Dad! Bilis! Tignan mo yung dala nung mama! Bilis, bigyan mo ng saging!"
1. "Pare, mahilig ka pala sa abstract…"
2. "Ay…lugi…"
3. "Tale as old as time…"
4. "Pare, ba't may ka-holding hands ka na lalaki?"
5. "Tamang-tama miss! Kamukha mo si Heidi Klum…at kamukha naman niya si Seal!"
6. "Sabi ko na nga ba eh, mahilig ka sa inner beauty."
7. "Uy, hindi pa pala extinct yung ganyan?"
8. "Idol mo si Andrew E. kaya ka humanap ng pangit?"
9. "Pare ilegal yan, i-surrender mo na yan sa DENR!"
10. "Masarap siya siguro magmahal, no?"
11. "Miss, hindi pa ba nagbabayad ng ransom ang mga relatives m0″
12. "Ikaw naman, nung sinabihan kitang be kind to animals, hindi naman ganyan!"
13. "Magkano inabot?"
14. "Uy, ang cute! Anong breed?"
15. "Aba, aba, aba, tru lab nga!"
16. "Wow, ang sarap i-photoshop!"
17. "Let me guess, mahaba ang dila niya, noh?"
18. "Sabi ko na nga ba, katawan lang ang habol mo eh!"
19. "Wow, ang sarap ng girlfriend mo…ang sarap sampalin!"
20. "Hoy, mag-sorry ka sa mga mata ko!"
21. "You know, it's unethical for a doctor to date his patients, especially if you're a vet."
22. "Pare, ano siya, mabait o mayaman?"
23. "Wow pare, naks, kamukha ni anne curtis ang girlfriend mo ah…sa Kampanerang kuba…"
24. "Wow, mukha palang ulam na! Ulam na panis!"
25. "Hindi ka na ba naawa sa mga magiging anak niyo?"
26. "Pare, Pinoy ka! Pinoy ka! Anong akala mo sa sarili mo, foreigner?"
27. "Nangangagat? Pwedeng hawakan?"
28. "Pare, minsan try mo din yung tao…"
29. "Pare, magiging swan ba yan sa ending?"
30. "Dad! Bilis! Tignan mo yung dala nung mama! Bilis, bigyan mo ng saging!"
09 February 2009
6 Reasons to Make a Career Change
6 Reasons to Make a Career Change
Should a Career Change Be in Your Future?
By Dawn Rosenberg McKay, About.com
The average person can expect to change careers several times in his or her lifetime. One reason for all these career changes is that people often don't make informed choices. While making an informed decision regarding your career is a good way to help insure that the career you choose is right for you, it doesn't guarantee it. Even if you follow all the prescribed steps1 and choose a career that is right for you, it may not remain your best choice forever. Here are some reasons to consider leaving your current career for a new one.
You Should Consider a Career Change If ...
1 * Your Life Has Changed: When you chose your career your life may have been different than it is today. For example you may have been single then and now you have a family. The crazy schedule or the frequent travel that is typical of your career may not suit your new lifestyle. You should look for an occupation that is more "family friendly."
2* The Job Outlook in Your Field Has Worsened: Things looked promising for your field when you entered it. Due to changes in technology, the economy, or the industry you work in, job opportunities are no longer plentiful. You should look for an occupation that has a better outlook.
3* You Are Experiencing Job Burnout2: Once upon a time you loved going to work everyday. You no longer feel that way. You can't stand doing your job anymore and changing employers hasn't helped. It could be time to find a career that will inspire you.
4 Your Job is Too Stressful3: Some occupations are inherently stressful. After a while the stress can become too much to handle. To preserve your mental and physical health, you may have to find a career that is less stressful.
5* You Find Your Work Boring: When you did your initial research, the occupation you ultimately chose had a lot of advancement opportunities. Now that you've been working in that field, you've climbed as far up the ladder as you can go, and you miss the challenges you once faced. A career change can provide you with the challenge you crave.
6* You Want to Earn More Money: You may be surprised to learn that money isn't at the top of the list when it comes to job satisfaction. Therefore, don't be surprised if a career that will bring you higher earnings isn't one you will find particularly satisfying. That said, if other reasons are leading you to consider a career change, higher earnings should be something you consider when you choose a new career.
Should a Career Change Be in Your Future?
By Dawn Rosenberg McKay, About.com
The average person can expect to change careers several times in his or her lifetime. One reason for all these career changes is that people often don't make informed choices. While making an informed decision regarding your career is a good way to help insure that the career you choose is right for you, it doesn't guarantee it. Even if you follow all the prescribed steps1 and choose a career that is right for you, it may not remain your best choice forever. Here are some reasons to consider leaving your current career for a new one.
You Should Consider a Career Change If ...
1 * Your Life Has Changed: When you chose your career your life may have been different than it is today. For example you may have been single then and now you have a family. The crazy schedule or the frequent travel that is typical of your career may not suit your new lifestyle. You should look for an occupation that is more "family friendly."
2* The Job Outlook in Your Field Has Worsened: Things looked promising for your field when you entered it. Due to changes in technology, the economy, or the industry you work in, job opportunities are no longer plentiful. You should look for an occupation that has a better outlook.
3* You Are Experiencing Job Burnout2: Once upon a time you loved going to work everyday. You no longer feel that way. You can't stand doing your job anymore and changing employers hasn't helped. It could be time to find a career that will inspire you.
4 Your Job is Too Stressful3: Some occupations are inherently stressful. After a while the stress can become too much to handle. To preserve your mental and physical health, you may have to find a career that is less stressful.
5* You Find Your Work Boring: When you did your initial research, the occupation you ultimately chose had a lot of advancement opportunities. Now that you've been working in that field, you've climbed as far up the ladder as you can go, and you miss the challenges you once faced. A career change can provide you with the challenge you crave.
6* You Want to Earn More Money: You may be surprised to learn that money isn't at the top of the list when it comes to job satisfaction. Therefore, don't be surprised if a career that will bring you higher earnings isn't one you will find particularly satisfying. That said, if other reasons are leading you to consider a career change, higher earnings should be something you consider when you choose a new career.
08 February 2009
01 February 2009
The Jam With Rocks to Rockets
I was invited to play guitar for an upcoming band called Rocks to Rockets.This was shot at 6underground, Ortigas.
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