The panda went to the nearest Starbucks branch to study. He did this because someone told him that this is where all the cool students go to review for exams.
Upon arriving at the coffee shop though, the guard would not let the panda in.
"No animal allowed po boss." - the guard told the panda.
"I know my rights. I will not be discriminated just because I'm a panda." - the panda smiled as he kindly engaged the guard into a brief verbal exchange. The panda was naturally charming and adorable.
The guard had no choice but to let the panda in.
The customer before panda ordered "Venti-non-fat-extra-shot-Irish-cream-coffee- jelly-upsidedown-white-chocolate-mocha-frappuchino ..."
The panda realized that generally, the longer the name of the coffee the more expensive it gets. Learning this, the panda ordered a coffee called "short drip."
The panda skimmed around the coffee shop. He still can't understand how students can study in that noisy, crowded, overly expensive coffee shop.
"Everyone, is like, so sosi here? Oh my gosh. Iz like, err.. maybe I'm not that cool enough?" - The panda thought.