Drip

The panda went to the nearest Starbucks branch to study. He did this because someone told him that this is where all the cool students go to review for exams.

Upon arriving the coffee shop though, the guard would not let the panda in. 

"No animal allowed po boss." - the guard told to the panda.

"I know my  rights. I will not be discriminated just because I'm a panda." - the panda smiled as he kindly engaged the guard into a brief  verbal exchange. The panda was naturally charming and adorable.

The guard had no choice but to let the panda in.

"Sometimes the best way to win an argument is to avoid it ." "Even if you don't like the person, it doesn't mean that you should stop being nice." "When all diplomacy fails, that's when you only resort to aggression." - the panda told himself.

The customer before panda ordered "Venti-non-fat-extra-shot-Irish-cream-coffee- jelly-upsidedown-white-chocolate-mocha-frappuchino ..."

The panda  realized that generally, the longer the name of the coffee the more expensive it gets. Learning this, the panda ordered a coffee called "short drip."

The panda skimmed around the coffee shop. He still can't understand how students can study in that noisy, crowded, overly expensive coffee shop.

"Everyone, is like, so sosi here? Oh my gosh. Iz like, err.. maybe I'm not that cool enough?" -  The panda thought.